Here are a few recent emails from my father.

From: Fred Rotondaro
To: Cara McDonough
date Fri, Aug 28, 2009 at 11:54 AM
subject: Have been stopped at road work block for ten minutes

No. Ia’$ catching up eith mopre.

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From: Fred Rotondaro
To: Cara McDonough
date Sun, Sep 13, 2009 at 9:14 PM
subject: Momyisms

Coming out of the Snug, I reached to help a woman about 40 who was losing her balance.
“That’s o k sir, I’m younger than you,” she said.
“Most everyone is, ” mom replied.

Walking today, Lucy was startled and frightened by a mean, barking dog.
She immediately went to the grass and pooped.
“That’s what I call being scared shitless,”. Says mom.
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From: Cara McDonough
To: Fred Rotondaro
date Fri, Sep 4, 2009 at 1:23 PM
subject: Just gave nora an olive

The strong, black oil cured kind.
She LOVED.

From: Fred Rotondaro
To: Cara McDonough
date Mon, Sep 7, 2009 at 6:07 PM
subject: Just gave nora an olive

Wuuunnnerful. The kid’s Italian.

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From: Fred Rotondaro
To: Cara McDonough
date Mon, Aug 31, 2009 at 8:40 PM
subject: Inside. Ea+itresses.

U still get your opwn of u eat outside