Memories of a seldom joker

I was thinking this morning that it might be funny to try and fool the two or so people who regularly read this by saying something about the wedding being off or J having taken another lover, but where's the fun in that, huh? "The wedding's OFF!" Not funny. It's hard to really get people on April Fool's day in a way that is actually fun for all persons involved. My freshman year, Erin and I posted up signs on the girl's bathroom on our floor, stating we'd dropped our sea monkeys in the shower. We had sea monkeys, so the trick was a good one. But if you really think about it, who cares? Sea monkeys never live beyond the stage of being the size of tiny pinpricks anyway, right? Plus, wouldn't they have just been flushed down the drain by the shower? The great thing was - people noticed, and didn't like it. Girls were worried about showering with sea monkeys. That was a good joke. The fact that those same sea monkeys died just after or right before the joke - I can't remember - at the hand of some evildoers watching them for us for the weekend (who gets a babysitter for sea monkeys?) who then tried to save them from the tile dormitory floors with a teaspoon - makes the memory slightly bittersweet.

Another good one was when I called my little brother from a friend's house when he was 9 or 10 or so and very into building replicas of the Titanic and collecting Native American kachina dolls and told him he'd won an art award. This was believable as the kid was and is a great artist. I disguised my voice and started asking him a bunch of questions, like how old he was and where he got his inspiration. Then I asked how his bowel movements were, and he hesitated only a second before he muttered, "Um, fine...?"

Email conversation with Dad, no corrections made, we are bored.

Cara Rotondaro to Fred Hello. How are you doing? love, your daughter

Fred Rotondaro to me

Hi. Doing great how's bout you. The dad

Cara Rotondaro to Fred

I'm bored it's rainy.

Fred Rotondaro to me

Based on your first email , I never would haveguessed you. Werebored. The dad

Cara Rotondaro to Fred

do you have vin's address in DC?

Fred Rotondaro to me

I don't my darling child.

Cara Rotondaro to Fred

I got it. I think I'll be sending him some nudist colony brochures.

Fred Rotondaro to me

Considering his approach with women, some nudist colony pictures might be the best he can expect. The dad

Cara Rotondaro to Fred

You think? He'd probably appreciate that then.

I'm starving.

love, your most amazing daughter

Fred Rotondaro to me

Send to him You are amazing. Eateateat The d