Upon hearing the song "If I Had a Million Dollars," which he likes very much, he proclaimed

"The Bareback Millionaires!!" "Um, no, Dad. The Barenaked Ladies."

"Whatever. I like these guys."

Out to dinner with mom and dad

"Oh my God, Fred? Yellow clogs and a striped pink shirt?" "The president wears clogs."

"How do you know that?"

"He was on TV! He had on socks and clogs with the presidential seal on the side! TOTAL asshole!"