Exploring past romantic inclinations

"I was a ladies' man." "Wait. What? How old were you?"

"Third grade."

"You were a ladies' man in the third grade?"

"Yup. I loved all the ladies."

"Loving all the ladies doesn't make you a ladies' man. In the third grade."

"And they loved me."

"How could you tell?"

"Oh, I could just tell."

Sunday drive

"It's beautiful out. Where are all the kids that should be playing outside?" "This is the problem with America."

"You know what? Our kids are gonna play outside. They're not gonna be playing video games all the time. Or watching TV. There are going to be restrictions."

"Until the kids go to bed."

"Right. Until the kids go to bed. Then we'll watch tons of TV."