Leaving the forest
"What's that over there? A bird?" "Yup, I think so."
"Anything interesting? Or just an LBJ?"
"What?"
"LBJ. Little Brown Job."
"Excuse me? Is that a real term?"
"Yeah. A birding term."
"Where did you learn that?"
"Well, books. I read a lot of birding books."
"Oh my God."
"You're not allowed to put that -"
"On the blog? Oh, yes I am. You can't stop me. You have no right."
