A common suggestion/I need some help

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Me: "I'm bored." Suggestion-provider: "You should write a book!"

I agree, and am going to need some book-worthy topic suggestions in the comments section of this post, please. Let's make this a joint effort. I'll keep you guys up to date on my progress! Now, remember: 1) I'm not good at writing fiction. I like real-life. Humorous subjects, preferably. 2) History isn't my greatest subject, so nothing about past wars and whatnot, ok? Don't overestimate my skills. I get facts wrong all the time.

My husband, vessel of compassion

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To celebrate the first of many mile markers in our marriage, I got up early and made pancakes this morning. We sat at the coffee table eating breakfast and drinking coffee and watching the Today show. There was this segment about overweight teens. One girl was saying, as she cried, that when she walked into public places people would actually look up from whatever they were doing and stare at her, and J, without a moment's hesitation, said, "It's because you're fat!" HAPPY ONE MONTH ANNIVERSARY BABY!