In which we are thrifty regarding seeing another figure sculpted into a rock race (standing outside the entrance gates to the Crazy Horse monument, only a few miles away from Mt. Rushmore)

"I mean, $25? Really?" "It's not even finished yet. It's only his head. We can see the finished part from the road, and here (pointing to an artist's representation posted on the information booth) is what it's going to look like when it's done..."

"Yeah. We're gonna be seeing lots of stuff, you know? Lots. It's not like we're bad people if we don't see this."

"I vote no."

"Me too. Let's go."