I thought he wanted to save money, but it turns out he's finally reading that heartwarming bestseller

"What do you think about cancelling our cable?" "Totally getting rid of it? Yeah. We could do that."

"You think?"

"Yeah! We did it before. And we could still get some stations with the rabbit ears, right? Like, we could still watch CSI...It would save us so much money."

"Well, yeah, and Morrie says you should not watch so much TV and spend more time with loved ones."

"Maury? What? Maury Povich?"

"No. Ah, Morrie... 'Tuesdays With Morrie.'"

"Oh my God."