My father and I discuss our writing careers over a drink at Bar Callisto in a rather pompous manner

"Ok. Six days out of the week I email you with ideas, questions. Every two weeks we each write an op-ed piece. After two months we start writing a piece every week. At the end of four months, we meet in New Haven to discuss our progress." "And a winner? Is there a winner in this ridiculous little program?"

"The winner, Cara, is the American public."