Teachers, you are saints
I can’t express it in words
Here’s this potted plant

Missed the camp deadline!
No big deal, we’ll muddle through!
Feel good about this! 😐

Now we are working
While also watching our kids
It’s fine it’s FINE it’s

“Don’t know what to do!”
Sweet child, let’s get perspective
I’d kill for this sitch

Get out of my room
To be clear, I do love you
But get out right now

Storms in the forecast
We’ll have a cozy day in
(Or a hellish one!)

No more making lunch!
Except it turns out that you
Still want to eat lunch

Pool? Beach? Movies? Lake?
Or fighting with your brother?
Ah, the fighting, then

Let us please discuss
Themes beyond the urgency
Of your need for snacks

No more alarm clocks!
No more doing your homework!
No more solitude!

Sunny, muggy, hot
Let’s take a refreshing swim
Bathing suit season

School’s out for summer
School’s out forever, but not
actually, thank god