Mom: "Cookies. We need to talk about Italian cookies." Daughter: "We're going to have those for dessert, right?"
Mom: "Yeah, but the guest list is getting big. I mean, 300 people or more. We might have to have everyone bring some Italian cookies."
Daughter: "I know, that's a lot of people."
Mom: "300 people! If everyone has three, that's like 900 cookies. That's something like 80 dozen cookies, Cara..."