After eating multiple chocolate candy eggs at 8:30 a.m.

"Easter candy is my favorite." "Come on."

"It IS."

"I'm pretty sure you've said that before about every kind of candy. Like, 'Christmas candy is my favorite!!! Halloween candy is my favorite!!! Summer candy is my favorite!!!'"

"Summer candy?"

"Yeah. All candy."

"That's ridiculous. First of all, Christmas candy and Halloween candy aren't even a thing. It's just normal candy in different wrappers. Easter candy is totally different. And it's my favorite. And I'm going to eat it all day."