"These girls are gonna start disappearing. We'd better watch this." "This is such bad acting."

"It's a Lifetime movie...you seem kind of into this actually."

"They're going to a nude beach."

"Ohhhhh. I see. This is really bad. You can change it."

"Wait. I think they might take their tops off."

"I don't think so. This is Lifetime. They can't show..."

"Just a sec. I think they might."

"This is incredibly bad. I love watching Lifetime movies, but this one is awful. Want to change it?"

"Just a second. I think they're about to."