I just saw a commercial for new appetizers available at T.G.I. Friday's, including fried mac & cheese and decided that maybe it's time to move to Europe. The politicians I can deal with, the threat of terrorism, sure, but if we're going to look the country's weight problem in the face and say, "Screw it! You know what we should do? Macaroni and cheese? That's right. FRY it," I don't know if I'm really up for living here anymore.